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Truyện gốc là 101 Cách Viết Thư Tình Tán Lớp Trưởng của daibong309

Chị viết phần mới rồi nha kenanchu =))))

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When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Industry 4.0 might have failed Diep, but she can always go back to the medieval. She buys some papers and starts writing.

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Dang has just arrived at the class when he finds a letter under his seat. The heart seal makes no secret of its intention. He is still reeling from that stalker girl the other day, but curiosity kills the cat. He opens the letter.

"Dear Hoang Nhat Dang,

I love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you..."

The phrase "i love you" fills up both the front and back side. He drops the paper, suddenly having a horrible flashback.

Time to burn this cursed letter.

He thinks this should be the end of it, but nooo. On the next day, another letter sits between his textbook pages. The opening line reads, "I love you like a good hamburger steak..."

Okay, she has graduated from cursing to straight-up cannibalism. Time to burn this letter of horror.

He becomes extra careful in the next few days, but despite all odds, the third letter still manages to slip into his bag. By the rule of three, something has got to change.

He brings it to Phong.

Phong is a close friend who has a rather defined taste. He likes listening to Blackpink, watching Why Women Kill, and reading My Sister, The Serial Killer. Recently, he had taken an interest in Future Diary, and Dang is brought in for a ride.

That lady Yuno Gasai scares the shit out of him, but he's not a coward, so he doesn't shit.

He reads the letter with Phong. "Hi Hoang Nhat Dang, it's me again."

"I'm sorry for not leaving my name the other times. It's because I'm too shy! I want to get to know you through letters, but I realize there's no way to get your response. From now on, let's exchange mails in a different way! You can send me letter through the library, in between page 520 of the book Nobody's Boy, the old one. If you don't mind, let's talk more!"

Oh Dang very much mind. He rips out a page from his notebook and writes I MIND in all capital letters. But then he suddenly remembers what happens to guys that rejected girls like Yuno Gasai. She stabbed him in the stomach and set out to kill all his friends.

He doesn't want that.

"Why are you so sure it's a she?" Phong asks.

Then he shows Dang some shoujo manga where the obsessive guy chained and locked the girl in a basement, making her his forever.

He doesn't want that either.

At this point, the only safe move is to transfer school. But he's a man. How can he call himself a man if he chickens out just because of a creepy stalker?

He suddenly finds that being a man isn't that appealing.

Dang adds a "don't" in between the words, then put the letter to where the stalker asked.

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When Diep receives the letter from Dang, it says "I DON'T MIND" in all capital letters.

Geez! She knows he doesn't have any girlfriend ever but she didn't expect he would be so desperate. Regardless, her plan is on its way to success.