Interviewer: "Thanks for joining us today, Queen Poncho."
Zelda: "Yourwelcome."
Interviewer: "So, alot of people have been asking what your real name is?"
Zelda: "Well, my name is something I want to keep a secret. Maybe at the end of the interview?"
Interviewer: "That's fine. So, some mothers have been complaining that apparently you are too skinny. What is your opinion on that?"
Zelda: "Well, it's their opinion but I think alot of other people are this skinny. I wouldn't say "too" skinny.
Interviewer: "What's your opinion on fame? How does it feel?"
Zelda: "It's nice most of the time. But if it becomes too much it's bad.
Interviewer: "Now, we have reached the final question. What's your name?"
Zelda: "Zelda."

After that, on the internet, on the news, there was a real fuss that she revealed her name.