Once Upon a Pheniox Feather,
three young heroic men ventured far and wide in the small forest in Lillypad to go to the King-- Sir Leo--to be knighted. Wishing  among themselves dreaming about jewls, riches and love, they-

Hah, I wish on my lucky stars that's what happened. Me, Web and LT, just average young men venturing fourth with a dragons head to get the ladies and money. But at last I am honest and sometimes honesty make you seem much less...well, admireable.

You see, the elders don't like telling stories about guys like us. The short, angry blue ones or the tall, chubby pacifists. Tell me what story sounds better to little kids-- how three knights fought dragons with only our swords and shields or how one of those three knights got emotionally invested in said dragon and named it Cake (LT, if you read this, nothing harsh on your end babe. You're being a good mom and that's the main point)

  Makes you wonder why I would be honest with myself and say that we aren't typical knights-in-shining armor who save princesses all the time to take them back to a kingdom to...kiss a lot. 

Because no one is like that around here! Not a single knight is a muscular man with luscious eyelashes and long blonde hair who will whisk anyone with a royal name to treat her right in flowers and bubble baths. You either have a misfit, a drunkard or both. That's just how knights are and will forever be. I hate to break that to you but it's true.

Heck, the closest you got is Ravenwood and she's a she and in a committeed relationship (and not with a fellow male knight, may I mind you). None of us are the ideal man for anyone.

So, still, why reveal the truth? Why ruin your dreans alongside many other women in the town of Rosepilly and basically all of Friska?

If you remembered--I am no liar. And I would never lie in sake of telling a more pleasing story and to fit in the 'Happily Ever After' slot in the festivals.

So, if you're still here, I hope you remember that all of this has been approved by all of us (by all, I mean me.)

As for me? And who I happen to be? Well you'll see later.

(By later, I mean now.)

From, your local half-breed,

Rin Lee Waters.